L.A. Story #127- Cloris Leachman Is Stalking Me


After catching Landons cold Friday night, I promptly sent myself to bed since hubby could watch Landon that night, and he had Saturday off too. I am leaving this week to go to my 20th high school reunion (yes damn it, I am old, more on that later) and I do not want to be sick!

I made a miraculous recovery and was able to go out on a much needed date on Saturday night. We went to our favorite local French restaurant, that features dining al fresco on a brick patio dripping with ivy.

I was so happy to be out and feeling better I almost didn't notice the lady at the next table. Almost. Except I could not miss her as she was carrying on, sitting on other patrons laps screaming and laughing. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, Cloris Leachman.

Now you may or may not know that I have personally waged a small scale campaign to kick Cloris off of Dancing With The Stars. Every time she is on the show she talks incessantly, sits on the judges laps and flirts with everyone from Tom Bergeron to the band leader. Week after week she keeps coming back as a cruel joke being played out on The Mrs. I can barely watch the show anymore. I know I am supposed to have respect for my elders but God help me.

So here I am at dinner watching the live show version of Cloris Leachman. She is loud, flirting with people at other tables and joining them for dinner, and hubby and I are trying to avert our eyes as not to have her come over to us.

Now there's only one thing to do. Clearly she is stalking me. I have to take matters in my own hands to protect myself and my family. I am now endorsing Cloris and hope she wins Dancing With The Stars. I know when to say "Uncle". Stop stalking me Cloris! I can't take it!

18 comments:

momto1 said...

Way to funny! She is so annoying on Dancing...

Pink Preppy Party Girl said...

I hope that she wins too! That will be the end of Dancing with Stars which would be ashame.
Also, I can send some University of Michigan football players to protect you since they will be free becauase they will not be attending a bowl game.

Pink in a sea of blue said...

That's hilarious! Poor Cloris. She's a train wreck. Made for an interesting evening I'm sure. Get better soon. I went to my 20th Saturday night. What a BLAST! So much fun!! Have a great time!

Always Organizing said...

You should have tripped her and then she would have to leave DWTS. Kidding! Cloris is definitely stalking you, I will stop voting for La Lucci and vote for Cloris to keep her away from you...

kenady said...

You are toooooo funny! She better not win, though...

Always Organizing said...

I just saw that you reorganized your blogroll. I didn't see my name on there right away and thought you dropped me! I was so sad there for a second but then saw it :) I need to update and organize my blogroll too...

Belle in Bloom said...

That's hysterical!
Have fun at the reunion!!!
~Belle

MMM said...

You crack me up! I left something for you on my blog today. I hope you feel better.

P said...

We're the same age. I had my 20 year reunion this year, too.
As far as Cloris, ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. K said...

I can't stand that woman...yuk! maybe you shoulda kicked her in the leg or something-whoops! yours truly,

tonya h.

Eloise said...

Your post was too funny! I hope Cloris didn't ruin your special evening out.

Preppy 101 said...

I think she is terrifying... and ridiculous behavior. She is so not funny, but someone forgot to tell her :)

Melissa said...

Too funny! I give her a lot of credit for doing the show since she is in her 80's, but I think it's time for her to go.

Barefoot in the Park said...

too funny! hopefully that will be your last run in!

have so much fun at your reunion!!

Preppy Napkin said...

have fun at your reunion. just got back from Hubby's 20th-so much fun. I have to say I was impressed with his past girlfriends!

Preppy Lizard said...

Hysterical! I really can't figure out how she makes it week after week. She makes me INSANE!!!

Caffeine Court said...

I haven't been watching this season, but I did hear that her wig fell off on the show!!

That cracks me up that you saw her in person. Maybe she is on to you!

Jennifer said...

I'm not watching this season!