Wedding Cakes-The Tackier the better

Impoverished Preppy has assigned me the task of finding the perfect wedding cake for Clemsongirl to run off and marry her new fiance with. Have you read her post about the man who proposed to her at Wal Mart? Who cares that she's already married with kids. I think she should marry the toothless sexpot. He told her she'd never have to work again! Unless you count cleaning the trailer...So that nobody will get their mullets in a knot I have found many wedding cake options:

If the groom is into fishing, there's Sid the Salmon:












And if the bride likes Hello Kitty?



















Or if Clemsongirl is a real cat lady well then...











Or since those kids are so wacky, eloping and all how about this?








But whatever you decide...














I've got the perfect cake topper!