Wedding Cakes-The Tackier the better




Impoverished Preppy has assigned me the task of finding the perfect wedding cake for Clemsongirl to run off and marry her new fiance with. Have you read her post about the man who proposed to her at Wal Mart? Who cares that she's already married with kids. I think she should marry the toothless sexpot. He told her she'd never have to work again! Unless you count cleaning the trailer...So that nobody will get their mullets in a knot I have found many wedding cake options:

If the groom is into fishing, there's Sid the Salmon:












And if the bride likes Hello Kitty?



















Or if Clemsongirl is a real cat lady well then...











Or since those kids are so wacky, eloping and all how about this?








But whatever you decide...














I've got the perfect cake topper!

16 comments:

Lauren said...

Gosh! I hate I didn't know about those designs when I got married. ;)

The 5 Bickies said...

Love the cake ideas...charming options! Did you see my post on the reception site?

Steel Magnolia said...

Now those are some classy cakes...

Feener said...

i have to add this one

http://www.reallybored.net/m_pictures/940.jpg

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

You are all too funny with this wedding entertainment! What about just serving up a pan of rice krispy treats??? BTW-the cake toppers are hilarious!!!!

Tres Poshe Preppy said...

Love it!

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Holy shi-ot that's funny.

And for the record, he didn't say I'd never have to work again. He said I wouldn't have to work never no mo'.

Hee hee

Anonymous said...

um...the cat-box one just ain't right

-the Mr.

Impoverished Preppy said...

Fabulous! Knew you would find just the right thing!

WSU Laura said...

WOW! That is alot to choose from, I do not envy the future Mrs. Super Walmart choice. A tough one.

SnappyCasualGifts said...

that kitty litter cake is a riot. Gross but funny.

The Adventures of Maverick & the Mrs. said...

OH MY! I don't know whether to laugh or be appalled. I was laughing until I realized that someone ACTUALLY had a litterbox cake! EEW!

Linney Shvede said...

that's too funny!!!

I'll never look at the cat box the same way!

Happy Homemaker said...

Oh, those are awful! So funny!

On another note, I LOVE (or at least I THINK I would love) Elizabeth Perkins!

Kiki said...

As long as I don't have to scoop that catbox cake...the one at my own house is bad enough!!! Yuck!!
You definitely have a gift for finding just the right cake to reflect the love that these two will obviously share. Heehee,I think that story was so funny!!!

Amy said...

Those are HILARIOUS!