No TV? WTH!

Turns out there's some wayward satelite that is spinning around out of control and nearly colliding with another satelite that supplies our cable TV! WHAT?! First of all, do we have that many satelites up in the air that they are even that close? What is it a satelite parking lot where they are literally rear ending each other? I digress.

Scientists are trying to figure out how to stop it from happening, but the wayward satelites navigation system is malfunctioning and instead of shutting down automatically it's still transmitting. This is what I call in scientific terms, not cool.

If TV goes away how will I find out what happened to the black bear that was found dumpster diving in New Jersey? Moreover, how will I hear about the Real Housewives of New Jersey? I need to know if Jaquelines crazy daughter is going get herself pregnant, when Theresa is going have her baby and stop being pregnant, and if Danielle will get her daughters taken away for living vicariously through their "Modeling Careers", cause she never should have been pregnant in the first place.

I remember reading Little House On The Prairie, about them, in their wagon, braving the elements, only candle light to guide them. God that stressed me out. The only time I want candle light is out at a fabulous restaurant with the Mr.

So listen hear scientists, you better figure this thing out. This should be your top priority! We cannot live without our TV. We don't want to rough it. Hell, they even have TV on the prairie.

9 comments:

Sweet Southern Prep said...

You are hilarious! Trust me, I'd be freaking out too. Hope the scientists fix this immense problem, and soon!

Jillian, Inc said...

With no TV I shall shrivel up and die. If that can figure out how to get those suckers up in space, they can certainly figure out how to steer them.

New England Gal said...

I would D.I.E. without my TV. There is nothing worse than having to catch up on your shows by watching them on the internet!

Pink in a sea of blue said...

Girl, just email me if you need your RH New Jersey updates....ha, ha. Love the candlelight comment. Hope you're back to reality tv watching soon!

Seersucker Scrapper said...

I'm not sure I could deal. Especially with 2 little ones. I hope you get it back soon!

BTW, don't you just love the RHW!

Mom on the Run said...

Say it isn't so.

Stereos and Souffles said...

The only show I'm worried about missing is Lost. I have invested too much time to miss a thing!

nanny said...

I heard that on the Early Show....awful! They used the word cable stations...made me feel good cause I have satelite....ha (wishful thinking)

debra said...

Things will be bad around here w/out tv especially for hubby since it is NHL playoff season. A few years back there were lots of wildfires here and they were covering them for HOURS - during a Coyotes playoff game. Yes, my hubby had me call the station and 'request' that they stop covering the fires and go back to the game. He was cranky!

Hope those smarty pants scientists figure it out soon...