Real Housewives of New York Reunion Show Recap! Part TWO


If you didn't think that this whole thing could go ON...and OOOONNNNN you were wrong! The ladies could not stop berating each other so they needed a part TWO!

Kelly wanted to say she was a "new kind of housewife".
Bethenny was like we got the memo honey, you drive a pick up truck, wear flats, your different. Bethenny also saying she was no Stone Phillips made me want to pee in my pants! Jill busting her on her house being bigger and more expensive was classic. Kelly is a faker. Bohemian? Insular person? Private person? Try elitist crazy person honey. Get over yourself. Good point Andy made if you're soooo private why are you doing a reality show idiot!!!!! Who you're dating...being judged? Comes with the package!


As for LuAnn, The Countess, finally they talk about what a snooty retard she'd been all season. She came off so differently this season and blaming editing is HYSTERICAL. That's you babe! Suck it! Ramona went a little crazy with her "Crazy eyes" kept bugging out about her. Then Kelly says who cares and she's bored! She is such a child it's insane.

Bethenny just delivers with the perfect lines every time. "Put down the crack pike for 10 seconds Ramona", was my favorite. They rehash the Bethenny/ Kelly feud and Kelly looks more and more like an idiot. They could have never been best friends?! What the hell is Kelly talking about? It's Alex who goes on to decipher Kelly's inarticulate rantings. Kelly being late everywhere is a total sign of her bitchy self centeredness. That and wearing a bunny costume to your own party you don't even show up for! BALLS!

They went over the husbands (Simon is a queen with anger management and Ramona is strangely attracted), (Ramonas hubby is an annoying freak with a wandering eye)...but it's Jill Zarins mother who steals the show. Can she adopt me? She should fire her plastic surgeon...but I luuuurve ha!

I have to say it was a good season. The best of times...the worst of times....Kelly time! Hope she leaves the show!

10 comments:

Melissa said...

Hate Kelly, really hope she doesn't come back ever. Love that you called LuAnn a "snooty retard" I laughed at that one! :P

Some Like it Southern said...

Loved the "crack pipe" comment. And how about when LuAnn called told that precious teenage girl that she could be a model if she looses weight?!
Seriously?! Way to encourage an eating disorder!

All in all, it was a great season, it is a universal fact that Kelly is crazy and I can't wait for the next season!

Courtney said...

I caught up on all of it yesterday. I was ready for a nap, it wore me out. I am now watching the New Jersey Housewives, but frankly, they scare me!

Maureen said...

I missed it! So thanks for the recap. I had Grey's on the Tivo, so I didn't think ahead to watch it. I'm with you all the way.

Kelly?!?!

Ugh...

WSU Laura said...

Great re-cap! I couldn't agree with you more. Kelly is a cuckoo selfish beeeyotch. My favorite is of her running in the street blocking traffic. Epitomizes her "ME" attitude. I have to say I have a girl crush on Bethenny just because of her one liners. Bring on New Jersey. Also, I love the photo of you and your adorable baby girl in the heading.

Domestic Diva said...

I love your recap, ours airs tonight and I can not wait!!
Kelly is really a piece of work.
xxxx me

Pretty Personal Gifts said...

I'm from NY and I don't think I have ever met anyone like them. They are really an unappealing bunch of women. I acually feel pain when I watch that show. Those women are NUTS! (yet I watch!)

Preppy Pink Crocodile said...

Love this show. However I have yet to watch much of the reunion show because they all scream at and over each other like the view. Oh I so hope Kelly is not asked back. Can't stand her!

Just Ask Beth said...

I think Kelly is a transvestite!! Bethanny's Skinny Margarita recipe.. YUMMO!

Kristin said...

Kelly is bat sh*t crazy I'm afraid.